Dermatologist Recommends Patient Install Dimmer Lights

By Lee Camp

AUGUSTA, ME - Dr. Matthew Berry, 58, prescribed dimmer lights for Taylor Murphy, 22, when Murphy saw the dermatologist Monday. The young man was hoping the doctor might have some treatment options for his severe acne, but the doctor merely said, "Dimmer lights," and handed Murphy some trial-size 40 watt bulbs for his apartment.

Murphy said later, "I told him that dimmer lights wasn't enough and that I wanted my skin to clear up so that more women would be willing to date me. Dr. Berry only answered 'Blind chicks!' and then walked away."

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